Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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