You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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