too bad you live with your parents still
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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