if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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