Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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