3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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