um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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