And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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