Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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