he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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