so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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