Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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