We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Hippo gnu deer
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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