this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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