therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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