i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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