he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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