I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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