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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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