Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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