who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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