No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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