he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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