Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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