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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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