He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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