I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
birth control should be required to get into college
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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