She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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