Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
