So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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