before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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