Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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