are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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