Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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