I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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