Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
