there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
