She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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