Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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