Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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