she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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