12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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