Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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