i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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