Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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