I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
well you can't waste a boner
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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