im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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