Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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