What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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