Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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